Angels aren’t the only other-world entities that tend to congregate in hospitals.
There are also the Ninjas…
All those damn ninjas…
Being a ninja is obviously a lucrative business.
I once mentioned how dangerous it is to be one of my friends, but I never thought I’d be spending as much time as I do dodging hospital ninjas and convincing night-shift nurses that the phrase “Visiting Hours” doesn’t apply to those that know the difference between “friend” and “acquaintance”.
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
~ Patch Adams